Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A Ringing Edorsement. Or Two.

1.
Here's a rare treat with a fantabulous cover buried somewhere in the middle (check around the 4:25 mark).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmSmi30ke10


2.
A friend of mine, who goes by the pen-name, Sir James Kurtessis, created this beaut the other day:

Psalm Deuce

The DUMP is my shepherd; I shall not want.

I maketh my poop lie down in green pastures;
   I leadeth it into still waters.
The dump restoreth my soul:
   it leadeth me in the paths of porta-pottys
   for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of crap,
   I will fear no runny poo
   for extra shit paper art with me;
   the germ fighting power of Lysol
   disinfectant spray and thy floral smell
   comfort me.
Thou preparest a wad of toilet paper before me
   in the presence of mine poo.
   Thou anointest my bunghole
   with splatter; my toilet bowl runneth over.
Surely poo and poo smell shall follow me
   all the days of my life
   and I will dwell in the house of the toliet and poo
   forever.


I'm researching in hopes of discovering its whereabouts -- the Old or New Intestine-ment.  I'll let'cha know.

'Til next time,

Cheers

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